Adrift, alone. Or am I?

I was staring at the sand scrunching up my toes.
I thought I were alone.
I went inside to grab my smokes and I thought to myself:
"'ang about m8. Dint ya just have a cigarette 2mins ago? AAh fuck it. I'll ave another"
And I stepped back out onto the beach to see
Lo a beer sticking out of the sand for me.
I picked it up and sucked it dry.

Thx bairy.

I know who you are.